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Bad Touch Trio x Reader
Good Morning

"Ah…!" You cursed and sat up in bed, holding your hands to your face. Red stuff dripped down your face and your fingers, and you tried not to get any on the sheets, although the pillow was already stained.

"Great. This is really just great," you mumbled to yourself, holding your nose with one hand. One of the few days you get to sleep in, and you were woken up early by a nosebleed.

Was there a better way to start off the day?

"Ah, buenos días, _______!"

"Kesesesese! Nice, _______!"

"Ohonhonhon, what happened this time?"

Oh, look, there it was.

You were sorry you asked.

The man with silver hair was already strutting around your room, and the blonde peeked out from behind the door. The Spaniard was leaning against your wall leisurely with a happy smile.

You blinked and stared at the three of them with wide eyes. "How did you even get in here?" You swore the door was locked. It didn't really matter to you that they were here, though; they had taken to invading your home quite often.

The trio exchanged suspicious-looking glances, and you quickly interrupted. "Wait! I don't want to know," you sighed, finally remembering to hold your bleeding nose closed as it dripped onto your top.

"Well, it was an awesome way!" Gilbert grinned and laughed again, and little Gilbird started chirping with him from somewhere in the mess of silver hair.

"So, what happened here?" France's sultry voice cooed into your ear. You jumped, turned and there he was, sitting on the side of your bed even though he was halfway across the room a split second earlier.

You, a little creeped out, leaned a bit away from the Frenchman. "I-I don't know!"

"A nosebleed!" Antonio pitched-in cheerfully.

"Ah, the awesome one knows!" Gilbert announced. "Japan was telling me about nosebleeds. If you get one, it means you were thinking perverted things!" he said with a smirk, like he thought he was suddenly more superior because he knew such an odd little fact.

"Ohonhon, is that so? So then what were you dreaming about, mon amour? Sexual tensions?" France asked, wrapping an arm around your waist.

"Shouldn't it be who? Kesesese!"

"I wasn't dreaming about anything!" you said defensively, roughly pushing Francis away. If you were in a better mood, you would've made a snide comment back, too, but it was too early and you were not in a good mood.

"I bet it was the awesomeness known as me!" Gilbert called out, ignoring you.

"Quoi?" Francis yelled. "Of course not! She was obviously dreaming about moi, the country of amour!"

"Yeah, right!" Gil sneered. "Everyone knows you're just a smelly pervert! Why would anyone dream about that?"

"What was that?" Francis started yelling again and they started to argue.

You sighed, and let yourself zone out for a second.

Well, nothing new with these two…

You felt the bed shift under you and looked to see Antonio sitting next to you, with a sheepish grin. He was never really involved in his friend's fights; he had learned to not try to break it up a long time ago. He handed you a tissue he must've grabbed off your desk.

"Hola. Gracias." you said, holding the tissue to your bleeding nose.

"Hola, chica," he smiled.

"¿Qué pasa?"

He shrugged. He looked over at his friends before saying, "¿Estan peleando por tí?"

He said it like a question, but you couldn't tell if he was informing you of this or making sure he was correct about what was happening. "Uh… ¿Creo que sí?"

"Oi! Oi! Oi!" France yelled, interrupting your conversation with Toni and cutting short his own argument. "How come you talk to him in Spanish?" he whined.

"Because I don't like French."

"Because she likes me better!"

"Aww, touché," you said to Spain.

France made a loud, whiney "Eh?" noise. You rolled your eyes, shook your head, and sighed heavily.

"Please, mon amour?"



"______, just do it. He'll be hanging on you all day if you don't."

"No! I said no!"


"______, do it!"

"Fine!" you yelled, exasperated. "Bonjour."

"Bonjour!" The Frenchman perked right up.

"Ça va?" you asked moodily. You would only put up with this for as long as you had to.

"Très bien."

"Bien. Okay, I'm done now," you said, turning away from him and standing. "I'm going to go make breakfast," you announced, quickly evacuating your room. Toni and Gil looked at each other while Francis stumbled desperately after you, although they followed to watch the antics France would surely be starting.

"Eh? B-but, ma chérie—"

"¿Podrían callarse y dejar de molestar?" you asked, turning around to face him again. France's expression quickly changed to one of offense and Spain started to snicker. France didn't say anymore, and you turned, continuing your expedition for breakfast.

"Her Spanish is really good, huh?" Toni laughed, hitting a now-sulking Francis on the back. "¡Muy bien, chica!"

You raised a hand in acknowledgement. "Gracias."

"Kesesese!" Prussia laughed at his friend as well. "How does it feel, being shot down?"

Francis mumbled something and the two men laughed again. Prussia came up behind you and wrapped an arm around you shoulder.

"That was a perfect rejection, ______! Oh! Hey, while you're at it, can you say 'Prussia is awesome'?"

You so weren't in the mood for this. "Prus—"

"In German!"

You stared at him coldly for a moment. "…Bratpfanne oder Stielpfanne?"

"W-weder noch…"
So this is another drabble I typed up late at night… The idea for this was playing around in my head since over the summer I woke up with a nosebleed not once, but twice!! Honestly! It was so weird…!!
This drabble is, in part, for my Italy, who’s birthday was this week. She’s a major Prussia fangirl. She’ll probably never find this anyway, but this one goes out to her. Zum Geburtstag veil Glück, Italia! :D

Translations (TOO MANY LANGUAGES! Please tell me if you notice any mistakes. :ohnoes: ) :
Buenos días – Good morning
Quoi? - What?
Moi- Me
Amour - love
Hola – Hi
Gracias - Thanks
Chica - Girl
¿Qué pasa? – What’s up?
Estan peleando por tí – They’re fighting over you
Creo que sí – Yes, I think so
Bonjour - Hello
Ça va? - How's it going?
(Très) bien - (Very) good
Ma chérie - My dear
¿Podrían callarse y dejar de molestar? - Could you shut up and quit being annoying?
Muy bien - Very good
Bratpfanne oder Stielpfanne? – Frying pan or (long-handled) frying pan?
Weder noch - Neither


Ah~... I own nothing, sadly!
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hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015
Speaking of languages, I know more Japanese than any of these languages. However, between these three, I know the most French.
PeaceLuvLife Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Student General Artist
SilverBronze Featured By Owner Edited Dec 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"How come you talk to him in Spanish?" he whined
"Because I don't like French"
XDD so mean, but that's exactly what I would have said

Me: Yeahhhh... but I speak more French then Spanish...
Francis: *grins like an idiot* Ce que cela signifie que je ai une chance ?
Me: *coughs* Non
Toni: *fakes a tear but ends up laughing*
Gilbert: Vhat about ze awezome me~?
Me: Acually all in all I speak/learn more German then French and Spanish currently... well as much as I can
Gilbert: HA!
ZEAWSUMPERSON1 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i have woke up with my nose bleeding,actually a couple of times. my muter says it was cuz the air was dry but im not so sure...
IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Student General Artist
Totally didn't think the Spanish question about being annoying would mean something else, nuuu...
(Read what English word the last word looks like)
RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
QueenOfAlpachania Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I fell over laughing when I first read this,and my mom thought I was insane
ZEAWSUMPERSON1 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
my muter always thinks im insane.
Tairulz Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hahahaha lol this made my morning XD
PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
while reading this i was trying so hard not to end up in the floor.... laughing so hard.
Wolverina22 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Writer
I like the part about telling france to shut up. It was funny but I like the trio too much and I would say those things! They are too awesome... (but Prussia beats them all on the awesomeness scale)
AwesomeMaple Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist
France (Sneaky) [V2] Spain (Happy Cashier) [V3] Prussia (Evil Sneaky Plan) [V5]~Gotta love these three~ Bad Touch Trio Icon 
CupaholicMilo Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
Multi- language Reader FTW! :D
sherbetkitty Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
I read this as " Multi- language Reader FUCK THE WORLD!"




Geez, you didn't have to be so blunt about Reader-chans sex life...
CupaholicMilo Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
I meant, 'for the win'.
Wolverina22 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Writer
CupaholicMilo Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
sherbetkitty Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
I realise that now.

I couldn't resist though.
CupaholicMilo Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Gajeelfangirl101 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Student General Artist
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
France can teleport.
Be afraid.
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015
I'm scared..... DOITSU!!!!!!!!!! (I'm sorry, I had to. XD)
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
You should be scared...
midnightstealer Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
I should be afraid but it's france we're talking about 
he's fabulous France (I'm awesome because...) [V2] 
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Wolverina22 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Writer
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
:3this is srs bsnss.
jkt260 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Preußen... just no. España, gracias, France just no
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014
me: Tu est très stupide, Frances!
Rebeccaesque Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oooh I like this. All these lovely languages :3
poppopdrop Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Student
This is so funny! Please do another one!
TerraAreli Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ah yes~
you don't want to be there when it's not a morning day -w-
LeonorCarriedo Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha! i love this! XD
Allie10930 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
Umm bonjour is good morning or a very formal hello salut is plain hello sorry had to correct
Amytheemobat Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Omg ich leibe dich, te amo And je'taime because that's how much I love those boys
LaurenJr Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013
"Because I don't like French."
This is the true-est statement ever! I learn German, French and Spanish- I hate French, German is fun and Spanish is possibly the easiest in my opinion :)
BluejayBlaze Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Je ne comprends pas l'Espagnol, mais je peux parler en Francais. Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut... Ah, the joys of being a not-really-multilingual Canadian. I know just enough German and French to make native speakers wince at me.
SwagWagon101 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I take French

And shit got awkward

Grace-Sutcliff Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013
Oh my grell, best comment ever
SwagWagon101 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know a bit too much French now
Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
I speak spanish really good. But I don't know any french or german besides je taime, and Ich libe dick. that's it. but I can swear and all sorts of things in spanish 
UnicornsandPandas Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
Ich Liebe Dich  you meant? XP
Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
yeah not to good with grammar either. Of course except in spanish 
HetaliaEuropeLover Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Student General Artist
JE TAIME!!!!^=^
hedgehogs11 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

I know alot of German, some Spanish, and a little bit of French

Prussia: Of course you know more of the AWESOME me's language Kesesesese, you like me more!

Me: I know more German because I AM german (not full) dummkopf

Prussia: I am not and idiot!

Me: Whatever...

Spain: Chica, why don't you learn some more Spanish, I will give you free lessons!

Me: I will think about that... sure.

Spain: GREAT!


Me: Yes, I kow that I am not Spanish, and I know that I am also French, but I find it much easier to learn German, since I understand the pronounciations and grammar make up better.

France: There she goes with the big words again.... your such a nerd Caroline.

Me: Tell me what antidisenstablishmentterrienism (sorry if I spelled it wrong) means France.

France: Uhhhhh......

Me: The saration between church and state.

France: oh.

Amytheemobat Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Me: (from inside a vase) hi...
angelasdawn Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013
Heh, I think you got the drop on Francis there chica. :highfive:
MMMMM2MMMMM Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

Biatch please, I only know a bit of Spanish.... *LOLS*

Anyway, this is great~!! I love how you made Spain and reader-chan friendly to each other, and how the other two becoming so utterly idiotic as the story continues~!! *Love the Frying pan question too~!!*
Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Loved it ^w^
Konakona321 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I dont need no Traslation to either! I am full fledged Mexican, I live in Switzerland and I take french! XD
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