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Heroes Can't Get Cooties


Your legs swung lazily back and forth as you watched the clouds roll by. The sky was bright and blue, no hint of dark clouds anywhere. At least, as far as you could see through the light green leaves of the park's trees. It was a wonderful day.

Alfred Jones sat next to you on the wooden ledge, swinging his legs in sync with yours.  He was a good friend and longtime love interest. You tried to let him know without being too forward or blunt about it, but it appeared he was so dense he never thought anything more of it than friendship, let alone love.

Maybe you could try again today.

"So," Alfred sighed, pulling you away from your train of thought, "I'm hungry."

"You're always hungry," you pointed out, glancing sideways at him.

He ignored your comment. "I want ice cream."

"I'll have some," you said simply, staring back up at the sky.

Alfred started shuffling through his pockets. "That's cool. I think I have enough money."

"Of course you do." He had a lot of money, no use denying that.

"Anything else?" he asked, ignoring you once again.

You paused for a moment. This might be a chance. "Uh... yeah."

"What?"

"Um..." You hadn't thought out how to phrase this.

"Dude, just tell me. I think I have enough money."

"It... It's not something money can buy, Alfred," you said, grabbing his hand.

A long, silent moment went by.

"Ew! Ew! Cooties! Girl cooties!" he cried, jumping around, snatching his hand away and waving it like it was on fire.

Your face fell and shoulders dropped. If he could be anymore childish or insensitive you were sure you would die.

He continued his antics for a moment before stopping and smiling at you. "You think I'm still immature enough to pull something like that?"

"You just did!" you cried.

He laughed and sat back down next to you. "You know, heroes can't get cooties," he said, leaning in close and pressing his lips to yours. Then he pulled away. "You're talking about that, right?"

You swallowed as your face lit up with a blush. "Y-Yeah."

He grinned and hopped back to a standing position. "Well, come on," he said, grabbing your hand and pulling you to your feet as well. "That's only one thing. We still have to get ice cream!" he exclaimed happily, starting to pull you along.

You smiled as the blush tingled your cheeks. "Okay," you whispered, tightening your hand around his.

Maybe he wasn't as dense as you thought.

He dropped your hand as soon as he saw the ice cream stand and made a mad dash for it.

Yeah, and maybe cooties were deadly.
That last line is what's known as sarcasm, of you can't tell. America's dense as hell.

Mini-Drabble! I have no idea where it came from~! Even of I did, I doubt it would matter. Yep, not much to say here. Uh... Enjoy, sorry if it fails.

And... my internet keeps coming and going too... sorry! I'll try to keep posting~

I do not own Hetalia. It's such an inconvenience.
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Whybot221 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
lol...you just killed with the adorableness :):D
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E-Sane Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
._. ……………*fangirl mode, activated* GEEYAH!!!! *rolling on the floor having fangirl seizure*
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AndandElsiAndTeaAre Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OH. MY. GLOB.
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I think I just died.
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This is so amazing.
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I knew he wasn't dense! He just likes pretending to be. :">>
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Maplegirl16 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Oh America. We all know you aren't as dense as you seem, you just act like it.
But you're cute, so who cares? XD
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Exactly!! XD He's a cutie hero, so everyone has to love him.
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Maplegirl16 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Yep
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Hetalia0222 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist
SOO CUTE :)
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Italy-Germany-Japan Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude, your icon. I approve and: :iconamericaapprovesplz:
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! :D
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Adorable~ I still do the cootie thing just to mess around too. Especially when my friends kiss their boyfriends in front of me and when my guy friends hug me
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: I could see myself and/or my friends doing that as well. It's fun just to act like a kid every once in a while. I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D
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Silvermoonlitsoul Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He can be as dense as a BLACK HOLE and I'll still love him more than the Universe's expanse. :iconinloveplz:
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD I agree with you there~! He's so cute he can get away with being dense~
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AokiBro Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
ALFIEEEEEEEE~
I swear Alfred can pull off that kid thing like NOTHING
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Of course he can! :D Wouldn't love him as much if he couldn't. :heart:
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TheAllAmericanGirl Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This was just too cute! >3<
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Aww, thanks! :D
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TheAllAmericanGirl Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome!
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JazzberryJinx Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
At first I was like: :iconamericafacepalmplz: Alfred... you dense moron
Then I was like: Aww so cute!!~ <3
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD He's so dense but then he can be just so cute and sweet~!
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JazzberryJinx Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Yep! (: lol
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:XD:
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MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
This is just so cute! And damn, ain't Alfie one hell of a dense guy?! XD ;P
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Aww, thank you! :D Yes. Yes he is~! :XD:
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diamondcatlenny Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
This is adorable. And dense little Alfie... At least we kissed.
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you. He's dense... but not so much you couldn't. :D
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diamondcatlenny Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
No problem! And yeah, that's rather a relief.
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Isn't it? XD
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Hairbun503 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
Poor Alfie, you're so dense...Why couldn't Iggy get some sense into you when you were little?!

Still, this is so CUTE~!
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Because he was still just as dense then! XD It's all Iggy's fault because he's so tsundere!

Thanks~ XD
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Hairbun503 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
You're welcome
XD
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HeartOfFireSoulOfIce Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome! XD America's such a cutie!
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks~! Isn't he~?? :XD:
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HeartOfFireSoulOfIce Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right? XD I love how the APH characters are so different but so unique and likeable... and not Gary Stus as well...
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PrincessOdile Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Exactly~! It (their pasts and bad sides and everything) gives me lots of fun things to play off of when I write~ :D
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