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~All thanks to a Snicker Bar~ (AmericaxReader)"My. Feet. Kill." You said emotionlessly as you aimed yourself right on your coach with a bag with of candy on your lap.

"Aughhh~ I can't wait to eat all of my candie!~" Groaned your American friend Alfred as he joins you on the coach.

Tonight it was Halloween and your best friend Alfred join you on your trick or treating hunt,
You were dressed up as a badass pirate and your Alfred was a crazy chainsaw guy.

To tell you the truth, you had a big old crush on the outgoing American but whenever you TRIED telling him your feelings you would just stammer on and quickly change the subject before anything else stupid happens.

And as always in yo
AmericaXReader .::Tousled Hair::.
You awoke at the dawn of morning with the bright light peeking through the curtains and hitting the delicate flesh of your face. You felt a strong, familiar arm slung across your waist protectively as the person behind you slept peacefully. With a content sigh you rolled over and kissed the tip of his nose to awaken him. He immediately awoke, seemingly a bit surprised, but once he saw your face the blonde relaxed and stared lovingly into your eyes with a small smile plastered upon his adorably sexy face. He leaned over and placed a gentle kiss on the bridge of your nose as well and you giggled happily.

"Mornin' babe~." he greeted, sitting up
AmericaXxXxShy!Reader"Okay class, we have a new student today." The teacher announced.
"Whoa! Really?"
"Is it a girl or a boy?"
"Is he hot?"
"Is she hot?"
"Where are they?"
"Okay that's enough!" The teacher yelled.
"You people are so rambunctious! You're going to scare the poor girl away."
A couple girls groaned.
The teacher walked to the door and opened it.
"You can come in now." He said softly.
She hesitated, standing at the door fiddling with her fingers.
"C-can I j-just stay out h-here?" The students heard her whisper.
The teacher laughed a little.
"Oh come now, love. How do you suppose you're going to learn if you stay out there?"
She thought
America x Reader:America x Reader: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

(Slight language)

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You were invited to another one of your friend Gilbert's pointless parties.

This particular party was quite different, though. It was being held on July 4, at 8:00: your best friend Alfred's birthday. You had noticed that he had been acting incredibly strange around you, and almost ignoring you. He responded to your paragraph-long text with "K."
You had figured that he was just having some off days, but those so-called "off days" had turned into "off weeks".

Before the party, you slipped into a black tank top and a pair of jeans. Your hair was in a
Strip Club Prank Call- AmericaxReaderToday was an extremely crappy day for you. You bombed an extremely important test in one of your classes, the lunch was pure shit… just about anything that could go wrong did. You were so grateful to get out of class that day.

But at least you'd get to hang out with Alfred now! He was your best friend, and as such always knew what to do to cheer you up. Though you kind of felt like he wouldn't be able to help you out this time, since this was a really bad funk, you figured it'd at least be fun!

Oh boy, how wrong you were. About him not being able to cheer you up that is. Alfred could sense your despair as soon as he saw you. For a guy who w
Relief (AmericaxReader)Relief
AmericaxReader

You staggered through the front door of your house, exhausted from a long day at work. Pushing through your bedroom door, you picked up a TV remote and PlayStation remote without even pausing on your way to your chair. Your friend Alfred had recently bought you the gaming system, as well as some new shooting game of some sort. You weren't really interested at the time, but after work all you wanted was to kill something. Metaphorically, of course.

Dragging your feet, you finally reached the plush, black hammock-chair. You flung yourself down onto the cushions. Stretching out your stocking-clad legs, your black heels
America x child reader Clean up time!You pushed yourself to the corner of the couch.
It was here.
THE VACUUM CLEANER

It made that horrible screeching noise, and you were afraid if you fell off the couch it would capture you and eat you alive

England was cleaning again

Why did he have to clean with the vacuum cleaner why?

It was going to eat you! Why didn't he understand?!

you started to cry your little heart out

"DADDY!!!"

You then sobbed into the couch

England looked at you suddenly with a really confused face.

"____? are you alright?"

You shook your head and cried, "I want daddy!"

England then said,"Why?"

"Because of that!" you said while you pointed at the vacuu
(America x Reader) 13 Ways to Kiss (One-Shot)DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YOU OR HETALIA. ಠ_ಠ

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You were standing in front of your bookshelf and flipping through several books, thinking about which to reread till large, strong arms wrapped around your waist. You heart jumped a bit because of the sudden touch.

"What do you want, Alfred?"

You chuckled, glancing over to your right to see the American's head resting on your shoulder. His baby blue eyes looked into your _(eye color)_ ones. Alfred chuckled and kissed your cheek, making you blush slightly. You were dating him for a while now, and you loved each other as much as your hearts can love.

"Why don't we do a game?"

"W
America x Injured!Reader: Save you no matter what.
You stood there glaring at your boyfriend, You were a mess from cooking dinner. He was playing that Black OPS on his Xbox 360. He has completely zoned out. He hasn't spent a single minute with you. That's all he played for 3 weeks straight. Minus the eating, short naps, potty breaks and quick showering.

You sigh giving a fake smile "Alfie come to dinner please." you offered with optimism.

He paused his game and stared at you in a zombified state. "Eh? Oh... Just bring the grub here babe!" He grinned. You frowned "No, come to the table to eat" You pouted.

"Aw come on _______! I'm on round 45!" He whined.

You couldn't take it anymore. "Alfr
AmericaxReader - Studying TricksAmericaxReader – Studying Tricks

"Finally! It's over!" You plopped down into the comforts of your sofa, letting your body sink into the [F/C] fabric. You had just returned from a rough week a school and you couldn't be any happier. With all the studying for upcoming midterms, stupid children, and strict teachers, well, you were exhausted!  And who could blame you? You were just about ready to fall into dreamland when something interrupted you.

A loud series of knocks were delivered to your front door, almost sounding like they were going to bust it down with the force put into them. With that, an even louder voice followed it
America x Reader ~ Late Night VisitorYou were asleep in your bed, comfortable as can be. The covers were warm, your pillows were soft. There you were curled into a peaceful ball in your bed when you were suddenly harshly woken up by a very loud banging on your front door.

Grumbling, you forced yourself out of your bed and groggily made your way towards the constant banging. You were still grumbling when you opened the door to see the large nation of America standing at your doorway. He was sobbing while hugging onto his pillow.

"Dude, (Country Name), I watched this scary movie at Japan's place earlier today and now I swear I can hear noises in my house! And Britain won't let m
HetaliaxReader- Airport- AmericaYou looked around the airport to see a large white sign with your nickname printed on it in large, black letters. You smiled, shaking your head and started off towards the sign.

"______!" cried the sign-holder, dropping the white poster board and running towards you.

"Alfy!" you shouted back, opening your arms wide and hugging the American as he reached you.

"I'm here to be your chauffeur." He announced proudly.

"I noticed." You said, giggling and taking the adorable chauffeur's cap he was wearing off of his head and setting it jauntily upon your own.

"So how was your trip….?" Alfred asked you, eyeing you all over with his bright blue ey
Scare me again and I'll- (AmericaXReader)You hummed to yourself as you continued to kick some butt on Pokémon. Wrapped up in a blanket tightly, you were sitting at your desk. You were so concentrated on your game that you didn’t hear or see Alfred sneaking up on you.

He smirked, pulling on the mask he’d bought for this special occasion. He knew how much you disliked getting jumped, but it was funny as hell. Also he adored the expressions on your face, so he wouldn’t stop scaring you just yet.

He grabbed hold of your shoulders and you shrieked loudly, dropping your ds to the floor and falling out of your seat. His loud laughter filled the room as you strugg
Sick! AmericaXReader: SleeptalkingSick! AmericaXReader (request for MrsTomlinson214): Sleeptalking
You had just gotten up from your bed, still feeling tired after a not sleeping at all. You went downstairs to make yourself a little bit of coffee, when you got a phone call from one of your friends, Arthur Kirkland. You pick the phone and pressed the answer button.
“Hello?” You said groggily.
“_____? Is that you? Alfred is sick, and I need to go to a meeting with Francis and Ludwig, can you come over and take over for a while?” Arthur said, sounding panicked.
“Uh, sure, I guess. I’ll be there in a bit!” You said, while you’re inne
Host Kiss: America and Reader:Host Kiss: America and Reader:

It was a dark day in history for some people, the last bit of happiness being taken from their lives after the incident.  You just shrugged it off only feeling a bit disappointed about it and not realizing until you got home how this would affect you.

You knew Alfred would be slightly affected by the turn of events, but not so much that when you got home you wouldn’t see him sitting on the couch with a loose tie, hunched over a video game control while the TV reflected off his glasses as he killed who knows what in the game, having either a container of instant macaroni or a warm bag of food from McDonal
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Heroes Can't Get Cooties - America x Reader

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Your legs swung lazily back and forth as you watched the clouds roll by. The sky was bright and blue, no hint of dark clouds anywhere. At least, as far as you could see through the light green leaves of the park's trees. It was a wonderful day.

Alfred Jones sat next to you on the wooden ledge, swinging his legs in sync with yours.  He was a good friend and longtime love interest. You tried to let him know without being too forward or blunt about it, but it appeared he was so dense he never thought anything more of it than friendship, let alone love.

Maybe you could try again today.

"So," Alfred sighed, pulling you away from your train of thought, "I'm hungry."

"You're always hungry," you pointed out, glancing sideways at him.

He ignored your comment. "I want ice cream."

"I'll have some," you said simply, staring back up at the sky.

Alfred started shuffling through his pockets. "That's cool. I think I have enough money."

"Of course you do." He had a lot of money, no use denying that.

"Anything else?" he asked, ignoring you once again.

You paused for a moment. This might be a chance. "Uh... yeah."

"What?"

"Um..." You hadn't thought out how to phrase this.

"Dude, just tell me. I think I have enough money."

"It... It's not something money can buy, Alfred," you said, grabbing his hand.

A long, silent moment went by.

"Ew! Ew! Cooties! Girl cooties!" he cried, jumping around, snatching his hand away and waving it like it was on fire.

Your face fell and shoulders dropped. If he could be anymore childish or insensitive you were sure you would die.

He continued his antics for a moment before stopping and smiling at you. "You think I'm still immature enough to pull something like that?"

"You just did!" you cried.

He laughed and sat back down next to you. "You know, heroes can't get cooties," he said, leaning in close and pressing his lips to yours. Then he pulled away. "You're talking about that, right?"

You swallowed as your face lit up with a blush. "Y-Yeah."

He grinned and hopped back to a standing position. "Well, come on," he said, grabbing your hand and pulling you to your feet as well. "That's only one thing. We still have to get ice cream!" he exclaimed happily, starting to pull you along.

You smiled as the blush tingled your cheeks. "Okay," you whispered, tightening your hand around his.

Maybe he wasn't as dense as you thought.

He dropped your hand as soon as he saw the ice cream stand and made a mad dash for it.

Yeah, and maybe cooties were deadly.

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That last line is what's known as sarcasm, of you can't tell. America's dense as hell.

Mini-Drabble! I have no idea where it came from~! Even of I did, I doubt it would matter. Yep, not much to say here. Uh... Enjoy, sorry if it fails.

And... my internet keeps coming and going too... sorry! I'll try to keep posting~

I do not own Hetalia. It's such an inconvenience.
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~AndandElsiAndTeaAre Apr 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OH. MY. GLOB.
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I think I just died.
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This is so amazing.
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I knew he wasn't dense! He just likes pretending to be. :">>
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~Maplegirl16 Jan 27, 2013
Oh America. We all know you aren't as dense as you seem, you just act like it.
But you're cute, so who cares? XD
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~PrincessOdile Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Exactly!! XD He's a cutie hero, so everyone has to love him.
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~Maplegirl16 Jan 27, 2013
Yep
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~Hetalia0222 Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist
SOO CUTE :)
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~Italy-Germany-Japan Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude, your icon. I approve and: :iconamericaapprovesplz:
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~PrincessOdile Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! :D
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~Tiger-striped-Calico Nov 11, 2012
Adorable~ I still do the cootie thing just to mess around too. Especially when my friends kiss their boyfriends in front of me and when my guy friends hug me
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~PrincessOdile Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: I could see myself and/or my friends doing that as well. It's fun just to act like a kid every once in a while. I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D
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~Silvermoonlitsoul Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He can be as dense as a BLACK HOLE and I'll still love him more than the Universe's expanse. :iconinloveplz:
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